(Source: theepichumor)

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

theepichumor:

hey will you remember me in a day

yeah

will you remember me in a week

yeah

will you remember me in a month

yeah

knock knock

who’s there

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(Source: nectarineteen)

theepichumor:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

(Source: disregardtheitalics)

(Source: distraughtteen)

  • Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
  • Me: Final seasons.
  • Me: Post-concert depression.
  • Me: When there's no food.
  • Me: Fictional characters dying.
  • Me: Hipster blogs.
  • Me: Crying over bands.
  • Me: When ships aren't canon.
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.